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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!

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• (661): View more from California

  i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..

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  u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!

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  i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.

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• (310): View more from California

  hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance

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