i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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