return my video game
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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