yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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