Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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