The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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