They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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