before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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