just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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