it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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