He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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