Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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