Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Apparently you make a good broom.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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