My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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