That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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