i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
It's just like the Real World with babies
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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