i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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