i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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