Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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