I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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