Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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