You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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