just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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