is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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