Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
