Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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