What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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