There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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