if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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