Kiss
Puke
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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