I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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