i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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