Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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