Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me

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(847): View more from Illinois

A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college

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(917): View more from New York City

the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?

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(847): View more from Illinois

she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.

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(850): View more from Florida

I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.

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