I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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