So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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