puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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