Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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