I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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