Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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