Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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