I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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