So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Just high enough for therapy.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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