omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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