i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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