I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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