put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Randomize