Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My feet surprised me
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