you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You have to summon your inner elephant
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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