the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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