is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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