? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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