Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize