that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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