Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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