between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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