Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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